10. U-Turns… Lots of them!
9. Eat a local meal… Then complain about how bad it is for you…
8. Hike up a trail that’s clearly marked “Do Not Enter” and then call 911 to be air lifted out.
7. Complain about the service you receive… At one point they all try to get something free.
6. Try to buy weed! They will ask everyone they meet!
5. Smoke at/in/on the beach.
4. Leave behind what you can’t take with you on the plane.
3. Ask everyone what they pay for rent and how much they make…then constantly say…” I could totally live here!”
2. Constant suggestions on how to make Hawaii better…”if only you had a …. It would be so much better!”