There’s no reason your vanity has to be limited to photographs. Let’s get that face of yours onto more mediums ASAP.
A company in Vermont called Burnt Impressions is now selling a product called the SELFIE TOASTER . . . and yes, it burns an image of your face into every piece of toast.
You just send them a picture of yourself, and they custom-make your toaster.
It’s only $75, which actually sounds cheap considering what you get. And it only takes them about a week to create and ship it.
At the same time . . . do you really want to eat YOUR OWN FACE? Is that vain . . . or just creepy?