I’m not sure I EVER feel less sexy than after I eat Chipotle. That’s what happens when you eat a burrito the size of a large baby or small dwarf. So good for these people for bringing the sexy back to Chipotle.
The police in Newark, Delaware got several calls on Saturday night around 9:40 P.M., from people who saw two people having sex on the roof of a Chipotle.
And when the cops got there, the couple was still going at it. The cops told them to stop, but it took them about 20 seconds to actually dismount and stop.
Then the cops told them they were under arrest . . . so they took off running. But the cops tracked them down at an apartment next door.
38-year-old Michael Suh and 27-year-old Nicole Germack were charged with lewdness, resisting arrest, indecent exposure, conspiracy, and loitering.
Michael’s apartment next door to the Chipotle has a view of the roof . . . so the cops think maybe they were looking at the roof and thought it’d be a good place to get-it-on.