On Monday, a 30-year-old security guard named Mike Boyer showed up at the first pot dispensary in Spokane, Washington 19 HOURS before it opened . . . and camped out overnight so he’d be the first person in Spokane to buy legal weed.
He was in a tie-dyed shirt . . . obviously . . . which he says he’s, quote, “Been rockin’ [for] about 12 years.” We know this because the local news did a story on him while he was parked on the sidewalk . . . with Doritos and Mountain Dew on hand.
But when his BOSS saw the story the next morning . . . he FIRED HIM. Mike says getting canned was definitely a “buzzkill”, but refused to let it ruin a huge day . . . so he smoked a bunch of pot, then slept for ten hours.
He says he has no regrets, and his reasoning is pretty solid. Quote, “A man can always get a job. But a man can only be the first person to buy recreational cannabis in Spokane once.”
He posted his resume on Craigslist on Wednesday, with the title, “Lost My Job – Still #1 Though!” And he hopes getting fired is a blessing in disguise that’ll lead to his dream job . . . working at a marijuana dispensary.
Actually, he described it as “EVERYBODY’S” dream job.